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THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - Psychiatrists in select cities nationwide have reported a surge in post-melodramatic stress disorder cases following the 2004 release of Andrew Lloyd Webber's The Phantom Of The Opera.
THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - Psychiatrists in select cities nationwide have reported a surge in post-melodramatic stress disorder cases following the 2004 release of Andrew Lloyd Webber's The Phantom Of The Opera.
added 2007 Wed May 16 15:36:43 by gatitabonitasen
CANBERRA, Australia - Authorities said Monday they want to shoot more than 3,000 kangaroos on the fringes of Australia's capital, noting the animals were growing in population and eating through the grassy habitats of endangered speciesThe Defense Department wants to hire professional shooters to cull the kangaroos at two of its properties on the o
CANBERRA, Australia - Authorities said Monday they want to shoot more than 3,000 kangaroos on the fringes of Australia's capital, noting the animals were growing in population and eating through the grassy habitats of endangered speciesThe Defense Department wants to hire professional shooters to cull the kangaroos at two of its properties on the o
added 2007 Tue May 8 10:09:28 by ind06
MILLIONS OF FRENCHMEN FURIOUS - French voters missed a rendezvous with history on Sunday to elect Socialist candidate Segolene Royal, who was poised to become the nation's hottest president ever.
MILLIONS OF FRENCHMEN FURIOUS - French voters missed a rendezvous with history on Sunday to elect Socialist candidate Segolene Royal, who was poised to become the nation's hottest president ever.
added 2007 Wed May 2 12:30:44 by ind06
WASHINGTON, DC: In an East Room press conference Tuesday, President Bush told reporters that he had the "sneaking feeling" that 68 percent of the U.S. population hated his guts that day.
WASHINGTON, DC: In an East Room press conference Tuesday, President Bush told reporters that he had the "sneaking feeling" that 68 percent of the U.S. population hated his guts that day.
added 2007 Fri Mar 30 9:05:14 by gatitabonitasen
Author Joan Sewell says so in her new autobiography where she embraces her low libido. The media have hailed her book as "brilliant" but scientific literature disagrees with her theory. Joan Sewell would rather eat chocolate than have sex according to her new book I'd Rather Eat Chocolate: Learning to Love My Low Libido. The book, hailed
Author Joan Sewell says so in her new autobiography where she embraces her low libido. The media have hailed her book as "brilliant" but scientific literature disagrees with her theory. Joan Sewell would rather eat chocolate than have sex according to her new book I'd Rather Eat Chocolate: Learning to Love My Low Libido. The book, hailed
added 2007 Fri Mar 30 7:25:08 by STONERS
The prosecution will seek a sentence of "substantially less" than 20 years for Australian David Hicks, a Guantanamo detainee who pleaded guilty to a terrorism -related charge this week, the chief prosecutor for the military tribunals said Thursday.
The prosecution will seek a sentence of "substantially less" than 20 years for Australian David Hicks, a Guantanamo detainee who pleaded guilty to a terrorism -related charge this week, the chief prosecutor for the military tribunals said Thursday.
added 2007 Wed Mar 28 18:17:06 by STONERS
Circuit City Stores Inc. said Wednesday it plans to cut costs by laying off about 3,400 store workers and hiring lower-paid employees to replace them, and by trimming about 130 corporate jobs.
Circuit City Stores Inc. said Wednesday it plans to cut costs by laying off about 3,400 store workers and hiring lower-paid employees to replace them, and by trimming about 130 corporate jobs.
added 2007 Tue Mar 20 17:22:49 by gatitabonitasen
HIS hands were bleeding and his eyes filled with tears as, four years ago, he slammed a sledgehammer into the tiled plinth that held a seven-metre bronze statue of Saddam Hussein. Then Kadhim al-Jubouri spoke of his joy at being the leader of the crowd that toppled the statue in Baghdad's Firdous Square. Now, he is filled with nothing but regret
HIS hands were bleeding and his eyes filled with tears as, four years ago, he slammed a sledgehammer into the tiled plinth that held a seven-metre bronze statue of Saddam Hussein. Then Kadhim al-Jubouri spoke of his joy at being the leader of the crowd that toppled the statue in Baghdad's Firdous Square. Now, he is filled with nothing but regret
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Apple's latest product, launched by the inimitable Steve Jobs as only he can.
Apple's latest product, launched by the inimitable Steve Jobs as only he can.
added 2007 Thu Mar 8 9:52:04 by ind06
NEWTON, GA-More than 60 years of strife and infighting among the Horton family reportedly surfaced Monday in the funeral guest book for the patriarch, Lionel Horton, 89.
NEWTON, GA-More than 60 years of strife and infighting among the Horton family reportedly surfaced Monday in the funeral guest book for the patriarch, Lionel Horton, 89.
